About this property

Situated just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It boasts a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The en suite bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes. Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.

Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 8.6 for a two-person trip.

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Property highlights

    • Top location: Highly rated by recent guests (8.6)

    • Want a great night's sleep? This hotel was highly rated for its very comfy beds.

    • Free private parking available at the hotel


Availability

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Room type
Number of guests
 
1 double bed
1 double bed
1 double bed
1 extra-large double bed
1 double bed
Bedroom
1 extra-large double bed
Living room
1 sofa bed
1 double bed
Bedroom
1 extra-large double bed
Living room
1 sofa bed
1 extra-large double bed
1 double bed
1 large double bed
1 double bed
1 large double bed
1 large double bed
1 large double bed
1 large double bed
1 large double bed
1 large double bed
Bedroom
1 extra-large double bed
Living room
1 sofa bed
1 double bed
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Guest reviews

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Guests who stayed here loved

  • Samantha
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Absolutely gorgeous. So quirky and so me. Loved it.
  • Jan
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    We stayed overnight, due to a local day event, and the staff were so lovely and the room was really fun. Bed was comfortable. We didnt use the jacuzzi bath as not enough time, but checkout times were really good. Breakfast was in the pub and was...
  • June
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    My daughter and her husband spent their wedding night there, they absolutely love it, been there many times. It is a very special place for them
  • Marc
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Everything was lovely - food was excellent and staff so friendly
  • Kathryn
    Australia Australia
    What an amazing find this place was! We loved everything about it! Great value for money. Restaurant food was on point. Couldn’t fault this place in any way. If we get the opportunity, we will be back.
  • Safina
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    The location was nice and only a 7 minute drive to Chilston Park for a wedding. The staff were very accommodating when we had an issue with our room on the first night around 11:30pm and the staff were able to upgrade our room(we originally booked...
  • Elle
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    The room we stayed in was lovely and cosy. The bed was very comfy so had a very good nights sleep, the mirror above the bed was a very nice touch!! The food in the restaurant was amazing and the lady that showed us to our room was lovely, she...
  • Caroline
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Lovely room, staff were friendly and efficient. Food in the restaurant was really good.
  • Michael
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    We were upgraded which was very welcome. The room was great and the breakfast on the sun terrace was lovely.
  • Finc
    United Kingdom United Kingdom
    Nice comfortable room. Our room was spacious with good amenities. The bed (four poster) was glorious and extremely comfortable. The staff were friendly and accommodating, and the breakfast was freshly cooked to order..

Hotel surroundings

Restaurants

2 restaurants on site
  • Brasserie Restaurant
    • Cuisine
      British
    • Open for
      Breakfast • Lunch • Dinner
    • Ambiance
      Romantic
    • Dietary options
      Vegetarian • Vegan • Gluten-free • Dairy-free

House rules

Who'd A Thought It takes special requests - add in the next step!
Check-in
From 15:00 to 23:00
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in
You'll need to let the property know in advance what time you'll arrive.
Check-out
Until 11:30
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check the conditions of your required option.
Children and beds

Child policies

Children are not allowed.

Cot and extra bed policies

Cots and extra beds are not available at this property.

No age restriction
There is no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Cards accepted at this hotel
American ExpressVisaMastercardMaestroDiscover Cash is not accepted

The fine print

Need-to-know information for guests at this property

Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.

Please inform Who'd A Thought It in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.